Jake Abel: I got my mother a pillow with my face on it for mothers day one year.
Jake: Sometimes you just gotta grab a face and kiss it.
Jake: They gave us cell phones. Nice.
Jake: We were just talking about how they don't make sexy underwear for men.
Jake: (Celeb crush?) Max Irons.
Jake: We don't feel this question.
Jake: (Why did you choose this outfit) It fit.
Jake: I'll touch a pepper all day long.
Jake: Did I answer your question? I don't remember.
Jake: (What he wants the audience to take away from The Host) Nothing. I don't care.
Jake: Its a lot more relaxing to not be in the background fighting people and just kinda choking her, you know?
Jake: Don't have a boyfriend? That's okay. Neither do I.
Jake: I have no idea what a Google+ Hangout is but we're doing one tomorrow. So come...hang or whatever. I don't know.
Jake: An amazing bunch of birthday wishes! You are the coolest group of people I don't know.
Jake: (on The Host) Things explode. People kiss.
Jake: (Max accuses him of mocking Britain) I do not! I mock YOU!
Jake: You gotta want to touch the person.
Jake: Seahorse Ronan.
Jake: Anyone going to see The Host tonight? I would totally bring a date and kiss all the way through it. For reelz.
Jake: I felt like a kitten in a room full of bastards
Jake: Love box.